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Are you a male? Yes No

Are you a person of color? Yes No If purple constitutes a color, then, yes.

Do you have a mother? Yes No

Do you have a wife, girlfriend? Yes No I'm female, I have a husband/boyfriend I'm female, I have a smoking wife/girlfriend Wife, girlfriend? I couldn't get a date in a million years...

Do you have a daughter? Yes No

Are you really any good at poker or do you kid yourself after every redeposit? I kid myself every day I am awesome, yo I want to be good, that's why I practice and study every chance I get

Do you have a social life or do you spend all your time online? Is there a really a world outside the interwebs? I love the fun stuff the web brings but, yes, I do have a life I'm trying to be the next Dusty Schmidt - I spend all my time grinding online poker, baby

Do you think it's offensive to refer to a woman as a cunt? Yes No All women are cunts, that's why I still live with my mother

Do you think it's offensive to use the "n" word? Yes No Dr. Laura is my hero Al Sharpton is my hero

Do you love your fellow man/woman? Yes and I hope they love me, too No, people suck and that's why I still live with my mom

Do you regularly read actual books (hardcopy, Kindle iPad or otherwise)? No, I'm usually watching Fox News No, I'm usually watching CNN or MSNBC Playboy, Spice, 24-7 baby Yes, books are the bomb...

Do you play poker? Yes No

Are you any good at poker? Yes No

Have you won a WSOP bracelet? Yes No

Why in the hell are you answering this poll? PokerLawyer's avatar is *hot* I'm offended/disappointed by Daniel Negreanu's use of "c" word to refer to ADuke I am at home on a Saturday night and had nothing else to do Annie Duke deserved it (I say that cuz she's better at poker than I am + she's too mouthy)

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